Zombies Swarm Amsterdam Av! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 55 “Times Square”

Zombies are swarming Amsterdam Ave? It could have been worse. They could be swarming Amsterdam, and where would we get our hash then?
Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here, and I have to say, even in the worst days of the Zombie Apocalypse, we’ve never seen zombies swarming like this. It’s as though a brain truck crashed into a cerebellum factory. With Harlem enforcing it’s “Zombie Zero Tolerance” law, as well as its “Zombie Head Exploding” statute and all “Zombie Splattering” regulations, Harlem has become the liveliest place on Earth, with Manhattan the un-deadest. But don’t fret, folks– we’ve got a trick up our sleeve. If you don’t believe me, just check out Zombie Radio Show Ep. 55 below.

Now, there was a lot of outcry when Harlem came up with its Z-Popping technology. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies (PETZ) said this was cruelty towards the undead, who had every right to our admiration and respect, so long as we were able to draw the line at our brains. They claimed a musical genre that simultaneously attracted and killed zombies was unfair. Well, I say, life is unfair. And even if life is supposed to be fair, the zombies are technically not alive, and therefore have no expectation of fairness. I say, let the Chew play– just point the speakers towards the zombies and away from me.
I’ve never been a kill ‘em all kinda guy, jazz fans. But as crowded as it is right now on the streets, with zombies slithering over, around and under cars, it’s made finding a taxi a bit dicey. I hear tell some of the long-tongued zombies actually hang onto the undercarriage of the cab and snake their tongue up through the air vents– and while it may not put your brain at risk, it’s kind of repulsive to be lapped by the undead all the way to see Phantom. No, fans, we don’t have to kill ‘em all– but let’s free ourselves to kill ‘em all a little, so that we thin out the herd. It’s better than watching them starve because they’ve eaten all the brains– although I’m not sure who would be watching.
But if you’d rather listen than watch, here’s the all-radio version of our all radio show!
Click Here to Listen to WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 55!
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