Heyyyy, Jazz Fans. Jimmy Rudolph here. Y’know, we don’t have the big public events like we used to. When the Giants won the Superbowl, and we had a ticker tape parade, we lost eleven thousand people to the zombies, including the offensive front line. There went that franchise. But since the Times Square zombie kill-off last week, things seem more under control, so we took the leap and had ourselves an old fashioned re-dedication ceremony, with champagne, debutantes and everything. And it all came off without a hitch… mostly. WZMB was there, and you can be, too. Check out our video adaptation of Zombie Radio Show Episode 57!
Now, some may feel bad for Craig and the whole kidney thing. But God gave us two of those puppies, and it’s time the kids of today started learning how to do without. When I was a kid, we didn’t have iPads or Video on Demand, or running water. I don’t think it’s too much to ask, in the name of equity, that the young adults of today learn how to do without their extra organs. One lung, one kidney, one ovary/testicle, should be plenty if you’ve got a smart phone.
Meantime, the street is already buzzing about the crazy night J-Bo and Melissa are planning. Invitations have gone out to every fire department in the five boroughs, and we just got this Amazon shipment of five gallons of lubricant. I worry that J-Bo might be setting the bar a little high– Melissa’s not half the girl she used to be. In fact, she’s about two thirds of the girl she used to be. Still, we’ve always know Melissa to be all heart, and now that that’s more true than ever, we know that when the chips are down, Melissa will pull it out– or, more probably, she’ll ask someone to pull it out for her. Have a great time, ladies!!
If you want to hear the gruesome details, and only hear them, click below for the all-radio version of Zombie Radio Show Ep. 57!
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