The greatest Zombie Killer of all time has come home! J-Bo is back! Yes, Jazz Fans, it’s your pal Jimmy Rudolph, and if you’re like me, you’ve noticed something missing from WZMB the last few weeks– a certain lack of blood, a lightness unblotted by shadow, positive ions in the air. But kiss all that goodbye, folks, because J-Bo is back! Jimmy Rudolph’s Gal Doomsday has returned, her tongue and her machete sharper than ever! To hear this heart-warming reunion episode, just click below!
Some of you may ask– what about Melissa? Well, I can’t exactly put her out on the street, can I, Jazz Fans? No more than you could take a sweet, tiny puppy and leave it out in the rain– especially if you’ve totally had sex with that puppy. It just wouldn’t be moral. I’m certain that she and J-Bo will be perfectly happy sharing that tiny sound booth. J-Bo should be used to sharing tight quarters after her stint in the stir, and I can’t see the sweet Melissa minding rubbing elbows with the famous Jamie Bogart. Sure, they have opposite temperaments; sure, J-Bo’s a short, spikey brunette, while Mel’s a statuesque blonde; sure, Mel’s skin is sun-kissed bronze with fine down leaving nimbus patterns across her forearms and down the nape of her neck, while J-Bo’s pale, almost translucent flesh glows with the fiery blood that courses through her; sure, J-Bo’s brief smiles hint at secret pains and pleasures, piercing her cheek like a twisted dagger, while Mel’s soft full playful pout– I’m sorry, I forgot the point I was trying to make. Just, I want to see the two of them together, in an enclosed space, with glass walls– and so do you, fans. And so do you.
But this is radio, so you’re just going to have to listen to the whole thing. For a radio only version, click below;