A Zombie Coup d’Etat is a good thing. In fact, it’s the only way to kill a zombie. But I think the current generation of political fear mongers have gotten a little too free with the whole “coup” thing, especially now that they’ve done it to me!
Me, Jazz Fans! Your loyal public servant, whom you entrusted with the office of Mayor, only after the Mayor you actually voted in died and his DNA got switched with mine at the Zombie Test Station. An how does the government repay that trust? Just listen to the episode and find out!
It’s times like these, Jazz Fans, when I start to consider my legacy. How will the annals of history remember my all-too-short term as New York’s Mayor? Will they be kind when they rewind? Will they look back fondly at the statues, the statues and the statues that I erected, all of humble lil’ old me? Will they remember how I stood up to the Kill Squads? Will they recall my efforts to halt global warming by air conditioning the entire Lower Manhattan peninsula (and sending the steaming hot exhaust to Hoboken?)
Or, as I fear, will they only speak of the sudden spike in the zombie population that happened while the Kill Squads were on strike? Will they blame me for the zombie problem, like I didn’t inherit that from the previous administration? Will they accuse me of fiddling while Rome was eaten? (I have to practice sometime, Jazz Fans!)