Live, not Undead, but… Dead, not Unlive, but…
Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. You know, I’m not a big football fan. If I liked brutal senseless violence, I’d get my own mail. But when the Giants are in the game, it’s not enough to bogart the bean dip. I have to participate! And dammit, that’s just what I did. Check out your old pal Jimmy Rudolph at this year’s awesome Superbowl! I even got a little dough from Hyundai for my trouble. But the real story here, fans, is that I got to actually experience what it might be like to come back from the dead. And I’m here to tell you, it ain’t so bad. You get a driver, a check, and immortality!
Who is that handsome man?! On the left, I mean…
So funny! Way to go Jimmy Rudolph!