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Zombie Omelette! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 61 “The Great Black Hope”

You can’t make a omelet without breaking some eggs, but I don’t want to think about what zombies break to make their omelets. The mind boggles! Actually, it scrambles. Still, fans, it wasn’t too long ago we thought that all … Continue reading

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Zombie Fog! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 60 “A Vast Sucking Sound”

Zombie fog is green and yellow, with seventeen parts per million actual zombie bits, and will turn you into a zombie if you inhale. Gosh, I hope the crap covering Times Square is just chlorine gas or toxic pollution. But … Continue reading

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Zombie Memorial Day! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 59 “Plectrum”

Happy Memorial Day, Jazz Fans! For centuries we have reserved this day to remember those that have fallen in the line of duty. We say to those people, “Thank you for your service!” But in the era of the zombie, … Continue reading

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The Bionic Zombie! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep58 “Spinning Melissa”!

First there was the flap over GMOs, but Bionic Zombies? This takes genetic mutation farther than it should ever go! To make brain eating monsters better, stronger and faster seems a bit self-destructive to me. Zombies are more manageable when … Continue reading

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Zombie Smear Stains! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep.57 “The Cry of the Banshee”!

Heyyyy, Jazz Fans. Jimmy Rudolph here. Y’know, we don’t have the big public events like we used to. When the Giants won the Superbowl, and we had a ticker tape parade, we lost eleven thousand people to the zombies, including … Continue reading

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Zombie Kill-Off in Times Square! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 56 “The Dismal Baptismal”"

When did killing off zombies become so controversial? I remember back in the early days of the Zombie Apocalypse, we weren’t so fussy about how zombies got killed, or if civilians were caught in the cross-fire. Heck, we knew it … Continue reading

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Zombies Swarm Amsterdam Av! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 55 “Times Square”

Zombies are swarming Amsterdam Ave? It could have been worse. They could be swarming Amsterdam, and where would we get our hash then? Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here, and I have to say, even in the worst days of … Continue reading

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Zombie Products! “A Word from our Sponsor” Zombie Radio Show’s Commercial Episode

Zombie Products, as cheap as the life of non-zombies! Heyyy, Jazz Fans, Jimmy Rudolph here. You know, I’ve been accused of kow-towing to the sponsors of our show, but that’s just not true. My only loyalty is to the jazz. … Continue reading

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Zombie Die-aspora! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 54 “|The Harlem Renaissance”

I’ve heard of “Zombie, Die!” But “Zombie Diaspora”? If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, smelled it with my own nose, and run from it with my own feet, I wouldn’t believe it myself. But it’s all true. … Continue reading

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Zombie Heads Explode! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 53 “The Chew Rebellion”

Exploding Zombie Heads? You could say I’m something of an expert after this week’s episode of Zombie Radio Show. I know that it’s important to remove the heads from the body if you want to move a zombie fro the … Continue reading

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