Monthly Archives: June 2012

Scary Movies- A Fond Remembrance #5 “The Exorcist”

Scary Movies? Really? Scarier than the lobby, filled with zombified patrons because some minimum-wager wasn’t careful and let a little zombie matter get in the popcorn butter, and now everyone with a giant tub is falling to the floor, writhing … Continue reading

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Zombie Emergency! A WZMB Zombie Radio Show Classic!

Zombie emergencies? We’ve had ‘em. Sometimes, at the many cocktail parties I attend, the many bars I close, and the occasional chat room I lurk in, (just for research, fans, honest,) I regale my eager listeners with epic tales of … Continue reading

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Zombies on Trial! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 62 “The Trail of the Century”

Zombies on trial; Does eating the Judge’s brain qualify as Contempt of Court? Or is brain-eating actually the sincerest for of flattery? If Zombies are “Exhibit A”, how do you present that to the jury, without guaranteeing a verdict of … Continue reading

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Zombie Omelette! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 61 “The Great Black Hope”

You can’t make a omelet without breaking some eggs, but I don’t want to think about what zombies break to make their omelets. The mind boggles! Actually, it scrambles. Still, fans, it wasn’t too long ago we thought that all … Continue reading

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Zombie Fog! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 60 “A Vast Sucking Sound”

Zombie fog is green and yellow, with seventeen parts per million actual zombie bits, and will turn you into a zombie if you inhale. Gosh, I hope the crap covering Times Square is just chlorine gas or toxic pollution. But … Continue reading

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